The most metal thing I’ve heard all year. Go on, give it a try; you know you’ll like it.

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holleythedragonslayer:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD HEAR IN THE EVENT OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK  OR DISASTER

Most nations have systems that allow them to speak to as many citizens as possible in the event of something catastrophic. 

The United States has theEmergency Alert System that when triggered, will interrupt all T.V and every radio system to alert people of possible imminent catastrophe. 

This is what that alert system sounds like.

i honestly don’t know what i expected but it really wasn’t this

Spreading awareness, because safety is very important, in the good times and the better times.

(Source: assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

(Source: baiolicious2)

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zelda-informer:

No matter how many times your heart breaks, Zelda will be there for you.

zelda-informer:

No matter how many times your heart breaks, Zelda will be there for you.

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hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

This bothers me so much who in their right mind would want two small and uncomfortable tubs when you could have one big one. Who hates their spouse this much

Some people like different temperature baths.
Some people like to add bath beads/scented soaps/what have you.
Biggest one: some people have issues with sharing certain aspects of life, like bathing, for the germs, and this would allow them to still share this time with their loved one.
Honestly, I would prefer a large bath for two, but especially that last reason makes me really happy that exists, even if that sub-section of individuals might not be large enough to support that. Everyone deserves representation, after all. ^_^

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

This bothers me so much who in their right mind would want two small and uncomfortable tubs when you could have one big one. Who hates their spouse this much

Some people like different temperature baths.

Some people like to add bath beads/scented soaps/what have you.

Biggest one: some people have issues with sharing certain aspects of life, like bathing, for the germs, and this would allow them to still share this time with their loved one.

Honestly, I would prefer a large bath for two, but especially that last reason makes me really happy that exists, even if that sub-section of individuals might not be large enough to support that. Everyone deserves representation, after all. ^_^

(Source: cleancore)

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bronyman999:

zombiesatemygames:

Let’s go on an adventure.

this is beautiful

Hey kid. Yeah, you. You might like this.

(Source: zombiesatemygames)

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bekutaa:

xekstrin:

THE LITERAL BEST COMIC IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

THE FORESHADOWING OMG

Never before have I more resonated with something in my entire life.

I am fire.

I am… Death.

(Source: gronkwena)

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